Awesome non-religious words from a comic

December 21, 2009

No! For the last time, I am NOT interested in joining your organization, donating to your organization, or meeting up with you every week to discuss your crazy, boring old book!

It’s poorly-wrtten fiction and you think it’s real! Well guess what? There IS not such thing as eternal life! There IS no magical immortal dude who’s gonna save you from your own stupid shit on the paradoxical condition that you obsess over him and love him unconditionally!

All that baloney in your book – it’s just made up by some uneducated hack to brainwash and take advantage of vulnerable people and has no relevance in today’s society!

And yet you go around, distributing millions of copies of it, forcing it down people’s throats, using it to subvert the minds of CHILDREN, no less, so that they’ll get a grossly inaccurate view of the world and grow up socially maladjusted! That’s practically child abuse! It sickens ME! YOU sicken me! Now take that MIND POLLUTION away from here and throw it in the bin if you know what’s good for you!

Every sensible, rational person despises you people, you know. We all wish you’d shut the hell up and stop annoying us with your dumb, delusional cult and its daft book. You’re holding us back and the only reason we aren’t making your shit illegal is because we feel sorry for you in the same way that we feel sorry for retards in general! Now GET LOST!

Bat-Amen!
excerpted from NSFW Comics

Truer words never spoken.

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